Well Now, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula, The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. So. It Seems to Me what my Digital Host, David, has for the two of us is a way to nightmares and heat. The news and traffic reports are as follows. Traffic Report In Hell: The onbound I-666 is backed up all the way from the Wall Street entrance ramp to the Junction due to an overturned semi. Allow extra travel time. Outbound light except for a few bats causing a gapers delay. he inbound Highway to Hell has no stop signs, speed limits, ain't nothin' gunna slow me down. Outbound light. The Road to Perdition is jammed from the Damascus on-ramp all the way to the River Styx. There is apparently a three headed canine running across all lanes of traffic, causing all kinds of, well, Hell down there. Outbound is delayed due hot tar on the roadway. This is not due to construction, it's just there because this is Hell. Please consider public transportation. Thankyouverymuch. ๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ฆ๐ฅ๐โฐ๏ธโฑ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐ธ๐ชฆ
