Silent moving

So…yesterday on my way home, I saw this guy standing at the corner of an intersection, right?

And he was dressed just like Charlie Chaplin.

Top hat, black tails, cane, little mustache, the whole deal.

And he was waving at people. No sign, no obvious promotion, nothing.

What could he have possibly been doing?

Because that little dude was creepy. I was on the phone with Jason, telling him I was leaving work, when I suddenly interrupted our conversation to say, “Uhhhh…there’s a dude on the corner dressed as Charlie Chaplin. He’s waving at people…but he’s not smiling, which is creepy…ohmigod, he waved at me - I gotta go.”

I’m still kind of creeped out about it, and what’s more, none of my coworkers driving that same stretch saw him.

GAH.