Line

There’s a huge diff between that BDSM book you read last week–heck even I’ve blogged about BDSM books–and (let’s just go for the general) behaving badly, which obviously is a mileage may vary phrase.

I’ve actually been called onto the carpet for stuff I wrote about my ex–not that it was horrible, or even bad, but I did blog about him. I won’t anymore.

DO I feel stifled? No. I write erotic romance and I DO feel that gives me a certain freedom (or leeway if you will) BUT I draw the line somewhere.

Are you the queen of your castle?

Go on, you know what I mean. Remember when Jerry and the gang made a bet on Seinfeld? I can’t remember who won, but I think Kramer was out first. Anyway, let’s hear it. How long can you go between sessions? Of course, all the Seinfeld characters were single so, that will definitely factor into the equation for many of our readers. But come on, you know you still do it. I mean, let’s face it. Sometimes it’s nice just to give ourselves a quickie without worrying about someone else, right? And for those of us who aren’t partnered up with someone, well, what are we going to do? I mean, if I didn’t choke the chicken every now and then, I’d be even more crazy than I usually am. Which is pretty darn crazy.

So anyway. Tell me. How often do you spank your monkey?

Oh, and I’d love for someone to try and guess how often I do the little wanky dance.