WellNow, Always Remember, Superdavebeastula The Tall White Gothic Vampire Alien, Coming To You from Montreal Quebec Canada. So. It Seems to Me that we have a translation of a Woman's Dating Profile. My Digital Host, David, have seen enough of this to know that there is a lot of Circumstances where this is true. Not ALL Profiles are like this but there is way to many. If it says Adventurous, there may be a chance that she is too loose for her own good. But out with and even had sex with too many guys. If it says Wild, she might have a Drinking or a Drug problem. If it says Beautiful Eyes or CURVY it does not mean curvy or Fluffy. It means she is 300 or 400 pounds. Basically, grotesque is what she might be. Just remember that we actually like fluffy curvy girls. If it says Athletics, she has no breasts. No nice softness there. If it says BOSS GIRL, she is Disagreeable to the nth degree. She can be really Annoying as well. If she mentions she is an Alpha Woman, she is Bossy AF. Bubbly means she won't shut her mouth. Blah Blah Blah. If she lists herself as age 39, she is probably 50 or older. The last one is the truest. If it is Progressive, Run Like Hell. She is a Miserable, Misandrist, Feminazi. This is both a Meme and a Smart Quote as well. Thankyouverymuch. ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐คฃ๐๐คก
