「シュールストレミング」
世界一は伊達やなかったなぁ~これはもはやテロやで



予定通り本日午後三時から、
「世界一臭い物を食べる会」
が開催されました


本日の参加者
挑戦者
被害者かな

よっちゃん親子・ゆたぽんさん一家・塔島カーンさん親子と途中呼び出し参加のキャプテン○taka氏

ネットで見た様に、
ビニール袋に入れてシュールストレミングの缶を斜め45度に傾けて缶切り入刀
その瞬間、
「プシュー」っとすかしっ屁の様にガスが噴出

「あぁ~全然臭わんやん

」
って言うた次ぎの瞬間
「うぇ

く、くっさぁ~うぇ

うぇ



」

匂いの系統は、
「夏場の生ゴミ」とか「壊れた浄化槽」とか「桟橋の湾この隅っこの死んだボラ」とかそんな感じのやにこー強烈なやつ


そんな匂いを踏まえつつ肝心の味見へと…
パンにトマトとタマネギとシュールストレミングを乗せて(乗せ過ぎた感も…
)躊躇しつつも一気に頬張るゴン太
「ふぅん
ふぅん
ふぅん
ん
んん
んんん

おぇ

おぇ



」
ともんどりのた打ち回るゴン太
耐えようともしましたがやっぱ無理
そのまま便所に直行

そんなゴン太をしり目に、違う反応を示した男が一人
犬の数万倍の嗅覚を持つと言われている「ゆたぽんさん」である


「大丈夫やん
塩辛や
塩辛みたいやで
」やと…

さすがは漁師の息子やなぁ~
この手のもんに免疫が有るんかな


そのあとみんなチャレンジしましたが、
ことごとく返り討ちに会いました


塔島カーンさんは、匂いだけでもうダメだったみたいです
薦めに行ったら逃げられました



一番可哀相やったのは途中で呼び出されたキャプテンやろねぇ~
多分、一回で一番大量に食ったと思う
見事に悶えてましたねぇ~
その後、逃げる様にして走り去って行きました


ゴン太的総評
人間の食うもんやない
これは発酵ではなく腐敗やな
なんせ美味しくない
間違なく世界一臭い最強の缶詰です
五千円も出して買うもんやない
これはお笑いの小道具です
多分、これが食えたらその他の下手物は大概食えると思います

注:
あくまでもゴン太的総評です

てか、どないしょう
まだ八割方残っとるんやけど…

誰か要る人居ませんか

今ならもれなく差し上げますよぉ~

それにしても、ゆたぽんさん結構食いやったけど、
お腹大丈夫やろか
世界一は伊達やなかったなぁ~これはもはやテロやで




予定通り本日午後三時から、
「世界一臭い物を食べる会」
が開催されました



本日の参加者




よっちゃん親子・ゆたぽんさん一家・塔島カーンさん親子と途中呼び出し参加のキャプテン○taka氏


ネットで見た様に、
ビニール袋に入れてシュールストレミングの缶を斜め45度に傾けて缶切り入刀

その瞬間、
「プシュー」っとすかしっ屁の様にガスが噴出


「あぁ~全然臭わんやん



って言うた次ぎの瞬間

「うぇ












匂いの系統は、
「夏場の生ゴミ」とか「壊れた浄化槽」とか「桟橋の湾この隅っこの死んだボラ」とかそんな感じのやにこー強烈なやつ



そんな匂いを踏まえつつ肝心の味見へと…

パンにトマトとタマネギとシュールストレミングを乗せて(乗せ過ぎた感も…


「ふぅん
















ともんどりのた打ち回るゴン太

耐えようともしましたがやっぱ無理

そのまま便所に直行


そんなゴン太をしり目に、違う反応を示した男が一人

犬の数万倍の嗅覚を持つと言われている「ゆたぽんさん」である



「大丈夫やん






さすがは漁師の息子やなぁ~

この手のもんに免疫が有るんかな



そのあとみんなチャレンジしましたが、
ことごとく返り討ちに会いました



塔島カーンさんは、匂いだけでもうダメだったみたいです

薦めに行ったら逃げられました




一番可哀相やったのは途中で呼び出されたキャプテンやろねぇ~
多分、一回で一番大量に食ったと思う

見事に悶えてましたねぇ~
その後、逃げる様にして走り去って行きました



ゴン太的総評

人間の食うもんやない

これは発酵ではなく腐敗やな

なんせ美味しくない

間違なく世界一臭い最強の缶詰です

五千円も出して買うもんやない

これはお笑いの小道具です

多分、これが食えたらその他の下手物は大概食えると思います


注:
あくまでもゴン太的総評です


てか、どないしょう

まだ八割方残っとるんやけど…


誰か要る人居ませんか


今ならもれなく差し上げますよぉ~


それにしても、ゆたぽんさん結構食いやったけど、
お腹大丈夫やろか


またゴミ共3~40台来た…
ホンマに頭悪いとしか言い様ないな
こいつら自分が格好悪いって、いつ気付くんやろ
まぁアホやからず~っと気付かんねやろうけどな…
ホンマ迷惑な
死ねって感じやな
逝ってよし




てか、ポリもパトから見てるだけやなくて検挙なり何なりせえよ


共同なり整備不良なりナンバーなりで突っ込みどころ満載やん
十分引っ張れるやろが



ホンマに頭悪いとしか言い様ないな

こいつら自分が格好悪いって、いつ気付くんやろ

まぁアホやからず~っと気付かんねやろうけどな…

ホンマ迷惑な







てか、ポリもパトから見てるだけやなくて検挙なり何なりせえよ



共同なり整備不良なりナンバーなりで突っ込みどころ満載やん

十分引っ張れるやろが



