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Find My Path: Japan born, USA raised

Yogi Berra - my favorite quotes

2016-02-04 | Humor-ユーモア

Yogi Berra is a genius.
His quotes are GOLD:


When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It ain’t over till it’s over.

It’s like deja vu all over again.

No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

The future ain’t what it used to be.

Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.

I never said most of the things I said.

It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.

Great Quotes

2013-06-07 | Humor-ユーモア

A fabulous quote from Jordan Ryan, a member of the "Mark and Lynda podcast"
after Mark and Lynda listened to a audio clip from a porn movie Jordan had prepared for the podcast.

"you know sometimes,
when a woman who loves a woman who loves a woman and they all love each other loving a man
sometimes they make an adult film"

too funny.

Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom)

2012-04-19 | Humor-ユーモア
An actual posting on Craiglist earlier this month.

Chicago / personals / missed connections

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mis/2948959310.html

Posting has already expired but there Midwest media has picked this story up.

Here's a few of them!

http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/eww/chick-gets-knocked-up-at-megadeth-motorhead-show-looks-for-baby-daddy-on-craigslist

http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/04/woman-seeking-man-who-knocked-her-up-in-the-bathroom-at-megadethmotorhead-show-on-craigslist/

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Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom)
Date: 2012-04-09, 3:41PM CD


Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got fucked up. You had a nice cock and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.

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What a sweet sounding girl.

Let me see ... the Megadeth/Motorhead concert at Chicago's Aragon Ballroom was Feb 10th 2012 ...

Nope, was not me. I had gotten rid of my Red mohawk by that point.

Hehehe ...

Yogi Berra quotes

2011-06-29 | Humor-ユーモア
Major League Baseball hall of fame and Yankee great, Mr Yogi Berra.

The man has a sharp mind ... enjoy!

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"This is like deja vu all over again."

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."

"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."

"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

"Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."

"Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting."

"A nickel isn't worth a dime today."

"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left."

"I made a wrong mistake."

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

"Yeah, but we're making great time!" -- In reply to "Hey Yogi, I think we're lost."

"Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel."

"How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name." -- Upon receiving a check from Jack Buck made out to "bearer."

"It ain't the heat; it's the humility."

"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."