I’m not working here.

こんにちは　今日のモンテネグロです。

たまに15年ぐらい前に書いた記事を読み返すと「黒歴史とはこの事か。」と1人恥ずかしい気持ちになります。(でも消さない。)

 I read the articles which I wrote fifteen years ago. I feel really embarrassed and I felt that this is the so called  “Dark past”. 

I won’t delete it though.

ターゲットに用事で来ました。マークと同じぐらい大きく「マスクつけてね。」の表示が。

Talking about a target. 

Because of their uniform, if you go to Target with wearing a red shirts or red t-shirts, you will be misunderstood that you are employee of Target, and asked about products or products locations by other customers. Likewise, you will also ask someone who is wearing red shirts about products.

ターゲットに赤いシャツで買い物に来ると店員に間違われて商品の場所とか聞かれるし、自分も赤い服着てる人見ると商品の場所とか聞いてしまいます。みんな赤い服着てるんで。

マチの広いエコバック5€でした。

その後ダウンタウンブルックリンを散策して。

I took a stroll around Downtown Brooklyn.

Because I skipped my breakfast and was hungry ,pizza and Frankfurt were really fascinating...

お腹すいてたもんで、ピザとかフランクフルトに目を奪われます。

キューピーマヨネーズ。

そんなわけで、本日もご覧頂きありがとうございました。

今日1日、良い日でありますように。

Thank you for reading my blog today.

Have a great day!

猫の家族写真撮れました。ジンジャーのお母さんとお父さんでしょう、きっと。

I could take a couple of cat picture.

They must be the parents of Ginger.

夏の過ごし方(いまさら？)

こんにちは　今日のモンテネグロです。

潰れたと思っていたチャイニーズ系のパン屋が開いていて、嬉しくて半年ぶりにコーヒー☕️を飲みます。3／16以来。$1.25

I used to have a classmate who was from Montenegro. When I realized that he was from Montenegro, I said sorry in my mind because I had been using his country’s name for my stupid blog...without any permission...I don’t know whether I need it or not though...

前にモンテネグロ公国から来たクラスメイトがいて、なんかこんなふざけたブログ書いてて申し訳なくなりました。

Anyway...

今日も恥を捨てて、ウィークリーアサイメントを載せたいと思います。

本日のお題は夏時間の粋な過ごし方。でしたが、あんまり思いつかず。結局ニューヨークシティで出しました。

間違いだらけでドン引きでした。

まず私の英文からどぞー

How to spend summer time in city.

I recommend visiting NYC. NYC is hot place literally, especially in summer. Feeling hot air from outside equipment of air conditioner and exhausted gas from car by walking Manhattan is truly New Yorker’s summer daily life. (and also catching cold by riding too cold subway car is New Yorker.)
My favorite thing in NYC is eating Pizza. You can eat Pizza through the year though, in summer, you enjoy eating pizza outside or park. But watch out pigeons and swallows. Staring at you and forcing you to give your pizza’s ears is their job.
If you have time, I recommend visiting Brooklyn too. Walking across the Brooklyn Bridge is so fun. Looking down and seeing the River’s stream as working scares you but so fun. You can feel chill even you are in the hot city. There is Jane’s carousel, which is built in 1922, almost 100years ago, is in the Empire Fulton state park. You will admit riding it and looking at and observing awe-beautifully made old carousel and huge size of Brooklyn Bridge is unforgettable experience for family. After ridingthe carousel, you can walk along river side park with viewing Manhattan skyscrapers, which makes "NYC". 

お次に載せますのが、先生の直しが入ったものです。

今回もいっぱい直されました。そしてこれらを全て覚えたら完璧ですが、無理

Then... These are the assignment after teacher editing. Nobody is perfect 

How to Spend the Summertime in the City

 

I recommend visiting New York City (NYC). (If you want to use an acronym, write out the fill term/name first, then add the acronym in parenthesis afterwards.) NYC is a hot place (literally)especially in summer. Feeling hot air from air conditioners and exhaust gas from cars by walking outside in Manhattan is truly New Yorker’s summer daily life. (I switched around words and took out some words from this sentence.) Likewise, catching a cold by riding the very cold subway car in the city is a very New York thing to experience. (I switched around words and took out some words from this sentence also.)

My favorite thing to do in NYC is eating pizza. You can eat pizza throughoutthe year so in summertime, you canenjoy eating pizza outside or in a park. But watch out for pigeons and swallows. Staring at you and forcing you to give them your pizza’s crust is their job.

 

If you have time, I recommend visiting Brooklyn too. Walking across the Brooklyn Bridge is so fun. Looking down and seeing the EastRiver’s/river’s stream while walking scares you but it’s/ it is so fun. You can feel a breeze/chillyeven though you are in the hot city. There is Jane’s Carousel, which was built in 1922, almost 100years ago. It is in (took out “the”) Empire Fulton State Park. You will admit riding, looking atand observing a beautifully made old carousel and huge size of Brooklyn Bridge is anunforgettable experience for families. After riding the carousel, you can walk along Riverside Park while viewing Manhattan skyscrapers, which are things that makes NYC, NYC. 

裏庭に遊びに来たネコちゃん🐈すんごい三白眼。

A small cat came to play with me because I was playing his mother or sister  

He looks like Ginger which is the character of Tom and Friends.

He has a strong sanpaku eyes.

てゆうか三白眼の英語ってsanpaku eyes

なのね。。。

His sister or mother. I don’t know.

ゴミで遊びます

では本日もご覧頂きありがとうございました。

Have a nice day!

I’m gonna sue you! Yeah!

こんにちは。「訴えてやる！ヤー！」今日のモンテネグロです。

トップの写真はNYCの混乱の中、なんか変な落書きをされちゃった郵便局のバンです。治安の低下を顕著に現したお写真になっております。フリーMTAは魅力的です。

Recently, my teacher has been giving new assignments for students. That’s so fun and efficient for studying English.

I’m gonna put my assignment here.

One of them is my original.

Another one is edited by teacher.

ちなみにお題は「なかなか家の修繕をしてくれない大家を訴える時の裁判所に提出する陳述書」みたいなもんです。

To whom concerned it.

Today, I\'m suing my landlord who put us in danger for not repairing apartment.

My apartment, which is so tiny room, hasn\'t had Gus and electricity since last summer, so we have to use candle every night and campfire for cooking at the back yard, which causes burn our skin and risk burn out our backyard.

And we have no hot water, which make us refresh at least, so we have been taking a shower with cold water. It really pisses me offwhen my shoulder gets really cold water and I almost frozen to death. What is more, we have no celling that is essential for residence. The celling that was blown off by the hurricane has been ignored since then. 

It upset me when my son, who is the most careless child in the world, gets burned his hand, so I don\'t want to use candle and campfire anymore. And also, it drives me crazy when I got pigeon\'s poop from sky. I like it when I see the Polaris at the night though.

 I hate it when people ignore me, so please let him do something.

sincerely 

And then, these are edited by teacher.

To Whom It May Concern,

 

Today I\'m suing my landlord who put us in danger for not repairing our apartment.

 

My apartment, which is such a tiny room, hasn\'t had gas and electricity since last summer. We have to use a candle every night and acampfire for cooking in the backyard, which causes burns on our skin and risks setting our backyard on fire. Also we have no hot water, which makes us at least feel fresh, so we have been taking our showers with cold water. It really pisses me off when my shoulder gets really cold water on it and I almost freeze to death. What is more, we have no ceiling which is essential for residence. The ceiling that was blown off by the hurricane has not beenreplaced since then. 

 

It upsets me when my son, who is the most careless child in the world, gets burned on his hand, so I don\'t want to use a candle and campfire anymore. Also it drives me crazy whenpigeons’ poop falls on us from the sky. I like it when I see the Polaris at the night though. I hate it when people ignore me, so please help me so he can do something.

 

Sincerely,

結構直されました。

定冠詞と前置詞。一生絶対完全には覚えられないと思う。

Tomorrow, my son will take classes at school for the first time in half a year.

He got so nervous. I’m also nervous.

庭で焼き芋焼いたら隣から怒られました。調べたらイリーガルだった。。。

でもすいません、家族団欒で楽しかった

Since we didn\'t know that that’s the illegal for burning a dried tree,so I baked sweet potato at the backyard. we got yelled by furiously angry neighbor...So so sorry.....but we really enjoyed it as a family event 

Anyway.

Thank you very much for reading my blog! 

Have a great weekend!