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自分の居場所探し: 日本生まれ、アメリカ育ち
Find My Path: Japan born, USA raised

Men & Women 2

2009-01-27 | Humor-ユーモア

Men & Women 2

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

Doggy In The Window? Part II

2009-01-27 | Picture-写真

Remember this old article?

Doggy In The Window?

I thought the doggy was a mascot for only the Kamakura office

but looks like its a mascot for all of Century 21 Japan.

Picture taken in near Osaki.


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Doggy In The Window?

ワンちゃんは鎌倉事務所だけのマスコット・キャラクターだと思ったけど

どうやら日本センチュリー21のマスコットみたいですね。

写真は大崎にて。