気をつけよう、、水上スキー

友人に誘われて昨年、水上スキーをした事がある。　直ぐに慣れてスキー2本では問題なく立てて滑る事が出来た。
今年も、誘われているが、あまり気が進まない。エンジン音がうるさいからだ、、。

また、この写真のごとくに失敗せぬとも限らない、、。恥ずかしや、、。

父の日、、A Very Special Father's Day Present...

17日は父の日、感心ながら独立した子供達2人から、今日の父の日に贈り物が届いた。
長女からは焼酎とカップ、息子からは魚の粕漬け、、。今夕はゆっくり飲もう、、。

偶々、父の日のジョークを発見、監獄にいる息子のせめてもの親父へのプレゼント、、。

A Very Special Father's Day Present...

An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Fred,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love,
Dad

***

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad,

For heaven's sake Dad, don't dig up that garden! That's where I buried the BODIES.

Love,
Fred

***

At 4 am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love,
Fred