天気が良さそうなので、江の島までサイクリング。
行きは早く1.5時間で江の島到着。昼飯をどこで食べるか、近くをぐるぐる回って調べる。回転ずしの三崎寿司が江の島本道りのビルの2階にある事がわかり、始めて入ってみる。
海が見えて、良い雰囲気のお店だ。 でも、清算してみると¥2,000以上も食べた計算だ、、。仕方ないね。
うる覚えのジョークは、とんでもないミスをしでかすよ、、。気をつけよう。
Recently a large seminar was held for ministers in training. Among the guests were many well-known motivational speakers.
One of these speakers boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn’t my wife!” The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, “And that woman was my mother!” The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which went over well.
About a week later one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It seemed a bit foggy to him this morning.
Getting to the microphone he said loudly, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!” His congregation sat shocked. After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out, “…and I can’t remember who she was!”
これを、ジョークと言えるかどうか? こんな事を言われたら、もう、終わりだね、、。
A man with a gun is robbing a bank. He asks one of the bank customers if he saw him rob the bank. The guy says he did. The robber then shoots him in the head killing him immediately. The robber then asks a couple nearest to him the same thing. The husband says that he didn't but his wife did.