真の愛は永遠に、、???
このジョークは単純明朗で分かりやすいですね。
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there.
‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’
The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’
‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head.
‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
これは面白いオフィスジョークだ、、。 つい大きな声で笑ってしまった。
During an Interview the Employer asked the Candidate
Employer : 'How long did u work during your last job?
Candidate : 30 years.
Employer : What's your age?
Candidate : 20 years.
The Employer was surprised and asked the candidate that how it is possible that you are 20 and have a experience of 30 years.
Candidate : Overtime.
家内は友人と都心でデート。コンサートを聴きに出かけて、帰りは夕方との事。
今夜は私が夕飯を作ろうと思い、食べたかった牛肉の赤ワイン煮を作る事にした。
午前中にスーパーで買い出し。シチュー用の牛肉500gを買ってきた。みじん切りの野菜、調味料、赤ワインをジッパーのビニール袋に入れて、中に肉を入れて5時間ぐらい漬け込む。
夕方、5時から料理開始。圧力鍋でまずはジッパー内のワイン、肉、野菜を煮る。その後にソースを濾して、今度は一般の鍋に移して、トマト缶、はちみつ、ジャムを加えてコトコトと1時間近く煮る。
自分の作った料理は、愛着があって、美味しい。赤ワインが進んだ。家内も喜んでくれた。
父親もなかなか、機転が利くね。 良い答えを出したな、、。私ならすぐには返答できないな~
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
このジョーク国民性を理解していないと分からないよ、、。
One is German, one is French and the other is Italian.
First they interrogate the German spy and after 3 hours of torture he talks and is thrown back into the cell with the others.
Then the French spy is interrogated, and after about 8 hours of torture they get him to talk and throw him back with the others.
Last they interrogate the Italian spy and after 20 hours of torture and failing to make him say a word they give up for the day and throw him back with the others. When he is back in the cell with the other spies asked him, "how did you last that long without saying a word"? Then the Italian man says, "I was trying to speak but they had my hands strapped down and I wasn't able to move them".