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It's Just Like Fishing : Joke

2016年05月27日 12時48分08秒 | ジョーク

素晴らしい、、理にかなっていますね。 この取り締まり警察官は頭が良いね。


A cop pulls a guy over for speeding. The guy tries to defend himself by saying, "I was just going with the flow of traffic."

The Cop replies, "Ever go fishing?"

"Yeah."

"Ever catch ALL the fish?"

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Joke: First and next

2016年05月27日 11時13分52秒 | ジョーク

女性の方が上手ですね、。

A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the marriage she was approached by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?"

"Oh, not any more, he doesn't," the widow replied.

"What stopped him?"

"I started talking about my next husband."


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