Former YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki Killed in Firearms Mishap While Resisting Arrest Last Month
JAG’s telling of the event differs from the mainstream narrative, which claims Wojcicki died on August 9, 2024, at the age of 56, after living with non-small-cell lung cancer for two years. Although she may have had cancer, it didn’t claim her life, our source said, instead insisting that Deep State adjacents often disguise the truth, so their sycophantic constituents remain blissfully unaware the military is defying the Biden/Harris regime.
Our source said JAG authored a sealed indictment against Wojcicki in late-2022 after she had used her authority at YouTube to promote pro-vaccine and pro-COVID-19 content while shadow banning, and in some cases terminating, channels that questioned vaccine safety and efficacy. Wojcicki had curated content based on the Biden regime’s orders. Her totalitarianism, though, began immediately after she took control of YouTube in 2014; she systematically squelched voices espousing conservative values, but amplified progressive principles, such as the LGBQT+ agenda. While Wojcicki had a husband and children—one of whom died of a drug overdose in February 2024—White Hats say she was a self-loathing closeted Lesbian whose family was for optics.
JAG also alleges that Wojcicki was deeply involved in her sister Anne’s business, 23AndMe, an American personal genomics and biotechnology company best known for generating reports on customers’ ancestry and genetic predispositions to health-related topics. Purportedly, Wojcicki had unrestricted access to customers’ genetic samples, typically saliva, which she unconstitutionally gave to the FBI so they could store them in the Federal DNA Database Unit.
“She was the worst type of criminal, but we have so many sealed indictments, and the list grows every day, it takes a long time to work through them. In August we unsealed Wojcicki’s, and I can tell you this, for someone who allegedly had cancer, she seemed in good health when investigators picked up her tail in Palo Alto, California,” our source said.
On August 7, JAG investigators spotted Wojcicki in Palo Alto, where she was scheduled to attend an anti-discrimination conference. She never made the conference because the investigators decided to confront her shortly after her chartered flight landed at Palo Alto Airport that afternoon.
JAG, our source said, had obtained Wojcicki’s itinerary, including the shuttle service she had hired to carry her from the airport to a nearby hotel. The investigators intercepted the limo before it reached the airport and sedated and removed the chauffeur, depositing his unconscious body in a drainage ditch and replacing him with one of their own.
Wojcicki stood impatiently at the entrance when the limousine arrived ten minutes late. She excoriated the driver’s tardiness, saying she could get him fired by merely snapping her fingers or making a single phone call. She accused him of malingering as he placed her luggage, a single overnight bag, in the rear and insisted he hasten the journey because she had to shower before a dinner engagement.
Once inside the vehicle, he raised the glass partition and gestured for her to lift a handset affixed to the seat. It allowed communication between passengers and driver.
“I have bad news,” the driver said. “We’ll be a bit late getting to the hotel.”
“Why are you so slow?” Wojcicki moaned. “I’ll be talking to your boss soon enough.”
“No time like the present,” the driver said.
“You’ll never work anywhere, ever again,” she said, reaching for a phone in her handbag.
She discovered her cell was inoperative.
“We’re scrambling the signal,” the driver said. “You do have an appointment tonight, but it’s not for dinner.”
She demanded an explanation.
“The explanation is simple: You’re under arrest,” the driver said.
Wojcicki palmed a small caliber pistol she had drawn from her handbag and aimed the muzzle at the back of the driver’s head.
“Clever. But inadvisable. The glass is shatterproof, and if you peek out the rear window, see that van tailing us, we’ll there are five more of us in there,” the driver cautioned her.
Wojcicki took her chances. The glass stopped the first bullet, but the second one splintered it.
The driver jammed the brakes and jerked the wheel, the sudden jolt tossing Wojcicki about like a rag doll and causing her to accidentally discharge her weapon. Unfortunately for her, the barrel was pointing at her head when the gun went off.
“She didn’t survive,” our source said. “Sure had a lot of energy for someone supposedly terminally ill with cancer. We didn’t expect she’d be armed; intelligence said she didn’t carry. And it was a chartered flight, so she could’ve somehow had an unchecked firearm. She would’ve received a fair tribunal, but she picked her path.”
In closing, he said White Hats have her corpse on ice.
