サンフランシスコ在住の大柴さんのツイートで知ったOatmealによる10のTweetすべきでないこと。
引用されたサイトらしきもの見つけました。
英語だけど、なぜツイートしてはいけないかの理由も述べられている。
ちょっと頑張って読んでみてください。
これ全部守るとツイートするネタがなくなる。
10 Topics You Should Never, Ever Tweet About - Houston News - Hair Balls
引用されたサイトらしきもの見つけました。
英語だけど、なぜツイートしてはいけないかの理由も述べられている。
ちょっと頑張って読んでみてください。
これ全部守るとツイートするネタがなくなる。
10 Topics You Should Never, Ever Tweet About - Houston News - Hair Balls
#1 The Weather:
It's cold. It's hot. It's raining. It's windy. It's perfect. What else is there in our fair city? There isn't. So don't. The lone exception here is when it's snowing. 'Cause, dude, c'mon. Snow in Houston? Okay, that's worth tweeting about.
#2 Your Bowel Movements:
If you can't figure this out for yourself, we can't help you. And it doesn't even need to be stated that TwitPic is entirely out of the question.
#3 Your Sex Life:
Tweets about your sex life beg the question, "What is your objective?" Do you wish to enrage those having less coitus than you? Do you wish to shift eyes uncomfortably when you and your booty call enter a room? Leave the dirty dirty between the sheets, kiddos.
#4 Your Menstrual Cycle:
'Cause it's bloody nasty, that's why. Yeah, we went there.
#5 Twitter:
When you can't login, no one can login. THAT IS OBVIOUS. No, it's not meta when you whine about the Fail Whale. WE ALL SEE IT. Unless you're Ev, drop it like it's not.
#6 Children and/or Pets:
Now, before you get your cloth diapers and retractable leashes in a knot, hear us out. When your kid says, "Fuck!" for the first time or your puppy discovers its tail, yes, those occasions are tweetworthy. Hate to break it to you, moms and pops out there, but animals are way better tweet fodder than kids. As a rule, if it's not remarkable by non-parental, non-animal-lovin' standards, spare us.
#7 Your Depression and/or Mental Issues:
Your Twitter followers aren't free psychologists. They will take pity on you from time to time, but you'll never find virtual Prozac via tweets.
#8 Your Meals:
No one cares what you had for lunch, it's true. Or breakfast. Or dinner. Or a midnight snack. Foodies comprise their own society; let 'em piss and don't follow their lead.
#9 Exercise:
You ran 1,000 miles in a hurricane with a broken knee. Yawn. Seriously, you're so amazing. Do you want a cookie? Quit making everyone feel guilty already, overachieving non-fat bastard.
#10 Exclusively Unoriginal Thoughts:
Otherwise known as the retweet, ahem. At least pretend you're interesting enough to dump 140 characters into the Internet wasteland, yo.