飲酒運転のことを DWI、"driving while intoxicated" と言うことを前に書きましたが、飲酒運転の面白いジョーク(実話?)を紹介します。
When the driver in front of my police car began weaving in and out of his lane, I quickly hit the sirens and pulled him over. As I approached his window, I was hit with the stench of alcohol.
“Sir,” I said, “can you tell me when you started drinking and how much you’ve had?”
“Well, Officer, I can’t tell you how much I’ve had,” he slurred. “But I started drinking in 1967.”
この人はきっとこれまでに何百杯、いや何千杯、もしかして、一日に一杯飲むとしたら、もしかしなくても1万杯は超すか、飲んだのでしょうね。