When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury duty, she had to be submitted to questioning by the opposing lawyers.
"Have you ever dealt with an attorney?" asked the plaintiff's lawyer.
"Yes, I had an attorney write my living trust." she responded.
"And how did that turn out?"
"I don't know," she said. "Ask me when I'm dead."
"Have you ever dealt with an attorney?" asked the plaintiff's lawyer.
"Yes, I had an attorney write my living trust." she responded.
"And how did that turn out?"
"I don't know," she said. "Ask me when I'm dead."