Reader's Digest 9月号の特集、8th Annual Humour Issueに出ていた話です。
Dumb Victims
An iPod was stolen from a convertible outside a Walmart. The owner, said plice, locked the doors, rolled up the windows, and turned on the alarm...but left the top down.
Dumb Criminals
A Carolina man robbed a clerk at a convenience store, then jumped into his getaway vehicle and took off. Police had little trouble catching up with him a short distance away. He was driving a lawn mower.
Dumb Warning Labels
On a thermometer: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally".
On a baby stroller: "Remove child before folding".
On a carpenter's electric drill: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill"
Dumb Victims
An iPod was stolen from a convertible outside a Walmart. The owner, said plice, locked the doors, rolled up the windows, and turned on the alarm...but left the top down.
Dumb Criminals
A Carolina man robbed a clerk at a convenience store, then jumped into his getaway vehicle and took off. Police had little trouble catching up with him a short distance away. He was driving a lawn mower.
Dumb Warning Labels
On a thermometer: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally".
On a baby stroller: "Remove child before folding".
On a carpenter's electric drill: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill"
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