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"Doctor, please help me," says an elderly patient. "I have silent passage of gas every morning. I have silent passage of gas every afternoon, and silent passage of gas in the evening. Sometimes I have silent passage of gas at unpredictable times - for instance, just now. Can you help me?"
"Sure, I can help you," says the doctor. "But first you need your hearing checked."
"Doctor, please help me," says an elderly patient. "I have silent passage of gas every morning. I have silent passage of gas every afternoon, and silent passage of gas in the evening. Sometimes I have silent passage of gas at unpredictable times - for instance, just now. Can you help me?"
"Sure, I can help you," says the doctor. "But first you need your hearing checked."
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