To Be Or Not To Be

Reader's Digest 4月号のLaughter The Best Medicneからの引用です。
The world's worst actor is performing Hamlet. He's so awful that during the "To be or not to be" speech, the audience boos and throws things. Finally, the actor has enough. He steps to the edge of the stage and says, "Look, folks, I didn't write this junk."
大根役者にはシェークスピアの台詞は無理ですね。
大根役者用の台詞なら：
"To Beer or Not To Beer, that is a question!"