Reader's Digest 7/8合併号のジョーク特集記事からの引用です。
A blind man visits Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. "Wow, this bed is big!"
"Everything's big in Texas," says the bellhop.
The man heads downstairs to the bar, settles onto a huge barstool, and orders a beer. A mug is placed between his hands.
"Wow, these drinks are big!"
"Everything's big in Texas," says the bartender.
After downing a few, the blind man asks where the bathroom is. "Second door to the right," says the bartender.
The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally opens the door that leads to the swimming pool and falls in. Popping his head up from under the water, he flails his arm and shouts, "Don't flush! Don't flush!"
A blind man visits Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. "Wow, this bed is big!"
"Everything's big in Texas," says the bellhop.
The man heads downstairs to the bar, settles onto a huge barstool, and orders a beer. A mug is placed between his hands.
"Wow, these drinks are big!"
"Everything's big in Texas," says the bartender.
After downing a few, the blind man asks where the bathroom is. "Second door to the right," says the bartender.
The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally opens the door that leads to the swimming pool and falls in. Popping his head up from under the water, he flails his arm and shouts, "Don't flush! Don't flush!"
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