いつもは日曜日にジョークを紹介しているのですが、明日の日曜日には初めて地元ではない場所での10kmランに参加するために早出をするので、今日ジョークを投稿します。
I recently changed doctors, and after two visits and exhaustive lab tests he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age of 70.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking: "So do you think I'll live to be 85?"
"Well," he said, "Do you smoke, drink, eat fatty steaks and spend a lot of time out in the sun playing golf, hiking or bicycling?"
"No, I don't do any of those things," I said.
"Then why on earth do you want to live to be 85?"
I recently changed doctors, and after two visits and exhaustive lab tests he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age of 70.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking: "So do you think I'll live to be 85?"
"Well," he said, "Do you smoke, drink, eat fatty steaks and spend a lot of time out in the sun playing golf, hiking or bicycling?"
"No, I don't do any of those things," I said.
"Then why on earth do you want to live to be 85?"
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