COURTROOM CLASH

A defendant isn't happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.
Judge: "Where do you work?"
Defendant: "Here and there."
Judge: "What do you do for a living?"
Defendant: "This and that."
Judge: "Take him away."
Defendant: "Wait, when will I get out?"
Judge: "Sooner or later."
(from Reader's Digest July Issue）