Reader's Digest 7/8月合併号のジョーク特集から
Old Age
An elderly couple go to Burger King, when they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.
"It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything."
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. "I really wouldn't mind buying her her own meal," he insists.
"She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."
Unconvinced, the trucke asks the wife, "Why won't you eat?"
The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"
なるほど、二人とも仲良く "dentures" も共用しているのですか？ "Yuck!"
Old Age
An elderly couple go to Burger King, when they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.
"It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything."
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. "I really wouldn't mind buying her her own meal," he insists.
"She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."
Unconvinced, the trucke asks the wife, "Why won't you eat?"
The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"
なるほど、二人とも仲良く "dentures" も共用しているのですか？ "Yuck!"
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