I was Napoleon

Reader's Digest 7/8月合併号のジョーク特集から
Therapy
A psychologist congratulated his patient on making good progress, but the patient wasn't buying it. "You call this progress?" he snapped. "Six months ago, I was Napoleon. Now I'm nobody!"

この患者を半年後のトランプ氏に置き換えて想像して見ました。
A psychologist congratulated his patient on making good progress, but the patient wasn't buying it. "You call this progress?" he snapped. "Six months ago, I was President. Now I'm nobody!"