Breaking wind to coincide with the beat of the music

今日はジョークではなくRD Jan., 2011の投書欄 Laugh!;)に載っていた実話です。
I was in a restraunt yesterday when I realised I desperately needed to break wind. The sound system was really, really loud, so I timed it to coincide with the beat of the music.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I remembered. I was listening to my iPod.
事実はジョークより可笑し。