old fashioned hick-kick

元旦からジョークを取り上げてしまいましたが、昨年の後半に続き日曜日はジョークの日にします。
さて、今日はRD (Sept. Issue) 6th Annual Humour SpecialにあったSwedenのジョークです。
Visiting the countryside on a hunting trip, the well-dressed man from Stockholm takes aim and shoots a duck. But the fowl drops into a farmer's field, and the farmer claims it.
Since both want it, the farmer suggest settling the dispute with an old fashioned hick-kick. "I kick you as hard as I can in the crotch, then you do the same to me," he explains.
"Whoever screams the least gets the bird."
The city man agrees. So the farmer winds up and delivers a crushing blow to the man's privates, and he collapses to the ground. Twenty minutes later, when he finally manages to stand, he gasps, "My turn."
"Nah," says the farmer, turning away. "You can keep the duck."
正月のお笑いＴＶ番組を見ている気がして来ました。