今日は朝早くから浦安マラソンのために出かけていて、今は帰ってきてほっとしているところです。寒いし北風が強く、最近は普段ジョッギングをしていないので足の筋肉が固まった感じのままでした。時間はともかく完走できたので良しとします。 さて、いつもの日曜日のようにジョークを紹介します。 リーダーズダイジェスト12月号のLaugh!にあったジョークです。
Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels - the town hall, the hardware store, and the church.
The town hall brought in some cats. But after they tore up all the files, the mayor got rid of the cats, and soon the squirrels were back.
The hardware store humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside town. Three days later, the squirrels climbed back in.
Only the church came up with an effective solution. They baptised the squirrels and made them members. Now they see them only on Christmas and Easter.
葬式の時だけ仏教徒になる日本人と似ていますが、英国の話でしょうか、米国の話でしょうか？ 米国の中西部、東部では町中にリスが沢山いました。多くの英米人も毎週教会には行かなくなったのでしょうか？
Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels - the town hall, the hardware store, and the church.
The town hall brought in some cats. But after they tore up all the files, the mayor got rid of the cats, and soon the squirrels were back.
The hardware store humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside town. Three days later, the squirrels climbed back in.
Only the church came up with an effective solution. They baptised the squirrels and made them members. Now they see them only on Christmas and Easter.
葬式の時だけ仏教徒になる日本人と似ていますが、英国の話でしょうか、米国の話でしょうか？ 米国の中西部、東部では町中にリスが沢山いました。多くの英米人も毎週教会には行かなくなったのでしょうか？
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