Bright idea

歯医者から定期健診の案内が来ました。半年前にも通知が来たのですが、予約するのが面倒で行きませんでした。今度は行こうと思ってはいますが...
A man walks into a dentist's office, obviously distressed.
"How may I help you?" asks the dentist.
"I'm in big trouble, Doc. I think I'm a moth."
"I'm sorry to hear that, but you really should see a psychiatrist."
"I know that," says the man. "But your light was on."
すっかり蛾になりきっていますね。