> An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
>
> He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set
> of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
>
> The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor
> said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that
> you can hear again."
>
> The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit
> around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
>
> He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set
> of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
>
> The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor
> said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that
> you can hear again."
>
> The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit
> around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"